Monday, April 25

what is everybody's problem?? shiiiiessh

so, today was like the first time in a LONG time that I've gotten on and read through everyone's blogs. and I'm sitting here astounded at the things running through everyone's minds, mostly stuff like, "so much has changed, and it's all for the worst..."

why? why have we all fallen down into the slums that humanity calls depression?? it's ruining our personalities and our lives; all of us really need to do something about it. who knows how much longer any of us will last? it could be 20 years, 10, 5; it could be in a month, 2 weeks, 7 days; it could be tomorrow. and why the hell did we spend it in hell, when we could have been out enjoying what time we had left-hanging with friends, going camping, boating, tanning, reading, sleeping, eating, driving, singing, writing, drawing, acting, relaxing-being ourselves? yet, so many of us have allowed the world to get the better of us, drag us down and mask reality and make it seem to be the worst thing that has ever happened to us.

guys, listen to yourselves. look around-find the good things in life and grasp them with all your might. sooner or later, one or more will lift you out of the hell-hole you've dug for yourself and quite possibly others. "this too shall pass", and sooner or later things will get better. I don't know how long it will be. I'm still holding on, despite how small my grip seems to be.

never leave home without your sam. I guess it's finally come time for me to explain my motto. see, I used to be a hater of the lotr movies. then one day I got invited to one of those parties where all you do for the whole day is sit around and watch lotr. miraculously, I went, and since that day I've never had a loatheful thought about them. but, as I got around to watching them again and again, sam continuously caught my attention. even in the books he was always the cheerful one, the person to get you started in the morning and the same one to tuck you in at night. I was jealous, jealous of that kind of person who was always with you wherever you went to make you happy and brighten your day no matter what. so, I acquired a 'sam' of sorts. every morning, the first thought on my mind would be, "where's sam? is he here with me this morning? I think I'll take him around everywhere today." and just thinking of sam drowned out any other worries and made my days those kind where it always rains, so that anything unnecessary and troublesome was washed quickly away. I love those kinds of days. they're so awesome. and that was my sam. I never left home without him, and my whole life was so much better. I know it's kind of foolish, having an imaginary friend, but to me, it was the highlight in my life - on my honor.

people, find the sam in you -the sam in your life- so that we can all just get over the troubles of the mind. life will be so much better if you do. I guarantee it. I love you all so so sooooo much, and it pains me that life's dragging us down. cheer up. cheer up the world. :D

Thursday, April 7

days of the week

"Monday sucks! Monday sucks!! Monday sucks!!!" *keep repeating until you flail so hard you accidentally shove your finger up your nose*

"Tuesday sucks! Tuesday sucks!! Tuesday's really bad; it SUCKS!!" *choreographed by Jessamyn Svensson*

"Wednesday sucks. Bleeehh." *all your energy is gone by the time Wednesday comes around-all you can to is stand there and say 'bleeehhhh' with slow body movements*

"It's Thursday. I'm tired. It's still Thursday." *then just fall over and take a nap*

Saturday, April 2

this is just a tribute

walmart yay!

what's YOUR deepest secret?
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. my deepest secret!! aaahhh man, now you all know where I really live... fu bi ga da sh hoe-bag! *clears throat* uhhh, I mean, ...I dunno! heh, jessy, we're cool :D :P

I am 74% Evil Genius.
Deceitful & Crazy!
Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.

oh, plus my evil plans of attempting to take over the world!! *manical laugh involving lots of rubbing of the hands* heh heh heh... uh, yeah. I'm done now.